Some Stuffs About Me….


I typed this before and whole post just disappeared.

Arrgh! lemme just try and reproduce…

After 3days of waking up early, jogging, climbing Falomo bridge up and down, scrambling for seats in court and reading, reading, and reading… I am just glad tomorrow is public holiday!!!

I still have to read but I can do without the stress abeg.

I took myself out to the cinema yesterday and Cameron Diaz in the movie-the other woman was just what I needed…hilarious!

On my way back though, I started running when a guy said “hi” to me. the man started calling me back and was shouting “na me wey dey sell bread for you, why you dey run?”

I just told him “e don late o oga” and continued running. Don’t blame me oh, after what happened the last time, if you nor fit toast for morning, na you sabi.

This isn’t a post per say sha. I just want to respond to the Sunshine awards from Kate at and Uje at

Btw, this laptop thingy is something else oh, 3monthly subscription in two weeks, I wan vex go just buy allowee doesn’t cover credit like that and it better not run out before I publish this post..

So uhnm, sunshine awards…

Ten pieces of information about me

1: I have half past eyes, as in crossed eyes.

2:If you are not used to my eyes, you cant tell when I am looking at you.

3:The name of my blog is predicated on my crossed eyes thingy. (and things words like predicated, the fact that, etc, are words that make me seem like I am all formal, the lawyer habit*rolling eyes*)

4:I love pictures…A LOT. I have more than 5000 on my laptop with more on my memory cardS…that’s how much I am hooked.

5:I love shades, as in badt glasses A LOT (keep this info for the future birthday gift)


6:Since I came to Lagos, roasted plantains(boli) has become one of my favourite meals. Probably because its the only thing that resembles Delta things here but the groundnut they eat it with is just yeye jare…

7:I love movies a lot; a whole lot..I can snuggle up at night, watching movies and just laughing to myself..

8:You probably wont be able to watch movies with me because if I miss one word, just one word, I will rewind it.

9:I hate it when the eggs are not arranged in a crate. For love’s sake, why cant they arrange them line after line? Don’t miss a spot and jump to the next.

10:One more for the road- I love laughter. I can be so playful, you wont believe that I can also be so serious till you speak to me. And my face can be so hard when I am typing on my much so that I’ve been told that my laughing face cant be reconciled with the frowning one anytime I am typing anything.


Onto Liebster awards…

My own is with spiritual and less spiritual answers… Mrs Eziaha send me message…

 1. What’s the purpose of your blog?

Spiritual answer:It is basically to write down my thoughts, which is pretty much about my awesome heavenly father, stuffs He is doing in my life… To share words I think God has not placed in me for myself alone… To let my light shine even as I write and let others light shine too.


 2. What is your most priced possession?
Spiritual answer:God and the Holy Spirit.
Less spiritual answer: Truthfully, I don’t even know if I have one…I can like osho free sometimes(hides face), in fact anytime I am at home, my sisters and I bundle ourselves to O.K stalls in the market to load our wardrobe with those on sale things, 1h, 2h and all.(don’t laugh, raise your hand if you’ve never done it), and its fun sha o.its crazy fun till I hammer much and we graduate to bigger things..even when I graduate to bigger things, I have wondered about this-I will so miss the bend down select… so I don’t know if I have a most priced possession..maybe my shoes…or not…maybe my shoes.
Or maybe its my singlehood. ah swear, I so cherish this phase of my life eh, loosing it will make me cry small. lol. its a serious possession oh, seriously..
 3. What do you love about Uje’s blog?
The fact that her strength in weathering life’s storms shines through her writings.
 4. Where do you see yourself in five years?
Spiritual answer:Walking in God’s purpose for my life.
Non spiritual answer: I know you guys wanna hear in marriage and with kids but I am not certain if its with a husband and kids…maybe with husbands and kids..maybe not….and I kid not, I love to have a family and a man that loves me pieces and all but five years from now, I don’t know if that’s where I will be or whether it will be time…. I will definitely be having vacays with badass glasses and no O.K clothes five years from now though. DEFINITELY
 5. Who’s your role model in and out of blogville
Spiritual answer:Deborah in the Bible, the virtous woman…+more
Non spiritual answer:Magaret Thatcher..e nor get as I wan turn this one again
 6. Describe yourself in one sentence
Spiritual answer:Me
Non spiritual answer: Still me. There’s no way I can describe myself in one sentence, I don’t have it all together yet.. . or I am the crazy girl when need be, ie, on my last birthday + last reunion with my friends in school, I almost seemed like I was drunk when I didn’t taste any alcohol at all. it was all excitement, my friends kept repeating “Frances, thank God say he arrest you, only God know wetin for happen”..Camera 360
like I can be a banshee like that..I can be an extrovert/revert to the rooftop alone when I need to too, one moment I can laugh, another I can slip into reflection…
Camera 360
Notice the eyes in that pishure? lol..I can be all spiritual and at the same time less spiritual.. I can be all jovial and serious at same time…
There’s no way to describe myself in one sentence jor, I am just ME.
 7. If you have the opportunity to meet just one person in the world, who would that be?
Spiritual answer:David.. I need him to tell me his secrets, God himself called him a  man after His own heart- I gats hear why.
Non spiritual answer:Tyler Perry… I think I am tripping for the guy..he’s got perfect dentition, really white teeth+speaks of God like no man’s business… Would love to meet the guy that acted man of steel too, he gats tell me how he got such future hubby gotta learn.
+That E friend, the doctor that wrote porn again Christian..he is a foine guy… and now you guys can tell that fine men trip me but trip me only to an extent sha, nor be fine person dey chop.
 8. What’s the favourite post you’ve written (with the link)
Spiritual answer:Dear Diary(which is probably not the best, but the only one I can think of right now)-
Non spiritual answer: How could I forget this post??? my this is the man I want to marry, any problem?-
 9. What’s your ultimate goal in life?
Spiritual answer:To discover God’s purpose for my life…to live in it;to so live in it that I leave footprints worthy of a daughter of the most high God when I leave this earth.
Non spiritual answer: The above is still it.
 10.Which human has the largest part of your heart right now?
I should say my popsi but my mama go vex if she hears that so it should be my elder brother, but then his girlfriend maybe angry if she hears this so my best friend Lilian has it but her future hubby may get jealous when he hears this so equals to no human has the largest part of my heart right now.
#Itunu shey you don get the answer now??
 11. How did you get your blog’s name?


And my nominees are combined for the both awards oh, same questions as above.

1:Lizzie of

2:Hannah of

3:Bella of

4:Tosin of

5:Uchenna of

I am giving the above because you need to blog more jor, una just dey disappear sometimes, so open with this, lol

6:Eloho of

7:Alicia of

8:Dr N of

9:Maggielola of

10:Itunu of

And I am giving the above because I have not seen anything like this on your blog before and I can do it, then you should too.*tongue out*

Oya, deviate from the status quo and get to


Don’t worry dearies,

Be happy.






75 comments on “Some Stuffs About Me….

  1. Frances! Frances!! Frances!!! How many times have I called you? Haha

    It’s definitely an honor to be acknowledged by thee so I’ll try not to disappoint you with my boring self.

    BTW I love how you embrace your “imperfections.” We’ve all got one or two, some hiding under the staying power of “full coverage.” Lol 😀


  2. On the movies, I’m abs with you. Same way with a sermon. Don’t talk to me. Save your gist abeg. I miss one line, we all go back!!! Where possible.
    The eggs though? Mba biko. Hehehe
    Then some of your answers for the Liebster are too spiritual. Nne we all wanna discover purpose, we love Deborah, we love the holy spirit, etc, but we wanted more practical relatable answers jor.
    Then David? Try studying his entire story with a group. I’m doing that with my group (one month plus now) and the reasons God called him that are apparent. Very apparent. Cos as we share and discus some verses daily, it keeps jumping at us. Totally amazing David oooo. We fall in love daily. I wish I could share it all but I’ll need to open a blog for that. But my son or daughter’s name will be David/Davida.
    My days of typing and loosing are over mehn. Everywhere I type, I have adjusted all the settings and thank God He has been helping. I lost way too many.
    Totally enjoyed this. And I love most of your nominees and the reasons you nominated them.
    Oya guys get to it.


    • I have edited because of you sef, you haff send me message.
      but some of the answers just still couldn’t be “less spiritual”
      and I soooo love son too will be called second son anyway, the first will be Daniel.. I just love the spirit in those men.
      and the group thing will be sooo great.. just need to get a phone first otherwise I wont be able to always communicate with them. will do that soon.
      and loosing a whole post is so ANNOYING. twas just sheer anger at loosing it that made me retype..otherwise ehn…

      Nominees, we are all rooting for you oh, you must do this. we are waiting.


    • and oh the eggs thing.. check it out na.,why on earth will someone not arrange the eggs on the crate and not leave spaces??? why pick one out and scatter everything? its not good na…


  3. Ehem** coughs. Madam frances, I’m vexing for you o.lool, shey you know you did not get this question right.

    10..Which human has the largest part of your heart right now?

    They talk human being o. My bible says God is not a MAN, that he should lie, neither is he a son of Man that he should repent. So, please no do ojoro, we too we know Bible, talk true. who is the human that takes your heart presently?

    Aww, I had one Liebster given to me last year which I answered but because of you, I’ll do this again. No harm in trying. I’ll send you the feedback when I do, weekend or next week.

    And can someone please tell Worship and Swag to do her Liebster this year. The one I gave her since last year is still on Pending o

    Hehehe@bread seller. That was soooo funny!! After what happened the last time, who no go run.
    That cracked me up big time.
    Blogger of Life, you just had to pen something down even after the whole yesterday’s stress eh? 🙂


  4. lol,..all through I laughed….pls abeg madam,..give us relatable answers like they sed,….we wan hear jist….I ‘l try to do mine because of you….lmao


  5. Woo-hoo!!! Thanks for getting on this…and the comment about my blog…I appreciate

    P.S: we both got something for Tyler Perry…great guy!


  6. Oya we don hear, you are talking…lol….about the wife and kids in 5years,…the question is where do u see urself….and u answered that u are not sure about that…maybe u should do a post on that for amebor like me…lol..I wonder why, you dnt see urself with them in 5years,..I mean in 2019….hmmm,


  7. This post and the ensuing comments got me grinning real wide. Lol.
    That egg crate thingy? I’m glad i’m not alone, similar to arranging footwear neatly outside the door. What would it cost you biko? Keep arranging the eggs jare Frances. Lol.

    I see you o Frances@nomination…. Er…can y’all please not hold your breath? *covers face*
    And yes, Maggielola, we are waiting *straight face*

    P.s; is it just me? Or did anyone notice that Frances number one and two is the same thing? Your post is therefore incomplete. Nine as against ten things. We are waiting.


    • Ok.Lizzie,here”s two extra for you. I actually typed this before but edited and cut it out..
      10:one of my crush got married last was sooo painful,it tool me a lot to tell him congrats from my heart.dont laugh o. + 11. I can be a cry baby sometimes.i very recently burst into tears at the canteen in school in full view of everyone because they didn’t have yam porridge I had been dreaming of while in class the whole day. I was tired of eating just rice and wanted porridge but it wasn’t there. I missed home really badly and couldn’t help but cry. Lol. But na true story. I hope this suffices…

      And I am holding my breath for u oh,if u love me and need me to be alive, pls post yours oooooo


  8. Roftl,francesss! chaii! I have missed you o, Love those non-spiritual answers, you were down to earth about it.About meeting David, seriously! I once wondered what it will be like to meet him,Obviously , I might be tripping for him if I existed back there because I suspect he will be one hot dude! lolz.

    I just keep imagining what it will be like to have conversation with the bible generals who walked with God maybe they can give us some expo on how to get it right. Thankfully, we have the Holy spirit who can teach us all things and guide us into all truth.

    Kisses and Hugs


    • Ehen Tosin,just read 1samuel 16:12 and you will fall in love with David the more..”So Jesse sent for him(David)he was dark and handsome with beautiful eyes”..
      Omg!! That’s lifted form the bible right there. A handsome man who loved God like crazy. Now tell me what beats that? *fans self* hah! Lol

      Thank you oh, I have missed you plenty too, pls update your blog and start with this oh, I dey wait.


      • hmmm, hot sexy David! Chaii! lol. Yeah I just updated my blog like 2days ago. I will work on the 2 awards o. But wait o, those questions hard pass jamb

        PS: thanks for the nominations girl *hugs*


  9. yay! there’s something different here today! Frances goes intimate with us! I’m really having fun reading the comments… the egg thing sha…I love Tyler Perry too.
    I’m sure it’s bcos u lost the previous post was why u combined both awards…sorry dear, I feel ur pain. was how I typed comment on two different occasions for ur raffle win, and they both vanished respectively…resorted to sending u a mail but do not have ur email address. I’m still not fulfilled.


  10. Eh ehn, I wondered about the crossed eyes, now I know, I thought there was something wrong with the camera,lol just kidding. But I think it can be corrected, try and find out. Refreshing post, I was beginning to wonder if it was only me that would blog about my ‘real life’ while others are blogging about ‘spiritual’.


    • Naijamum of feels good to enter your lane small today..
      And there was nothing wrong with the camera oh,.there”s just everything right with my eyes.
      And oh, as for treatment,i once met a doctor by chance(i nor go e office o)he saw me and decided to tell me that it’s just a muscle that’s loose somewhere that makes the eyes turn out like that and it can be corrected with surgery…but abeg jor,without my eyes,i won’t be me.its part of the things God wanna talk about through moi. I am perfect like this and truth be told, I will miss these eyes if it’s


  11. Hey Frances, I don laff tire. Great stuff, thanks for sharing your life in such humorous ways. And the spiritual and non spiritual answers were ridiculously funny. Compartmentalization at it’s best. Well done!!!

    As to the nomination…hmmmm, I’m a very private someborri o! Don’t know if I have any guts to spill sef. Abeg, you for just leave me for my quiet corner make Eziaha dem dey do the personal blogging for all of us. Now you sef don join. Besides with over 5000 pictures, you have enough pictures for me and my children yet unborn. That’s really cool. LOL.
    This was fun, thanks for sharing and I agree that some of us ‘Frances nominees’ need to do something different on em blogs, so over to all of us that will take the challenge, me thinks I’m gonna stay on the side. :-). I can hear you say I’m a party pooper. Mba, I’m just making room for Mrs N, Itunu, Maggielola and Alicia to do theirs.
    Thanks for a lovely start to my morning.


    • Maggie, magggie, see how your name has been turning up everywhere? You can’t skip this oh. You just

      Ah, Eloho,me sef don laugh belle empty. To share takes guts? Ah, I nor know about that oh…
      And the 5000 pics is even me being on the safe side.they should be more than that..its not cool when your memory card reads full though..i should ask eziaha how she stores hers sef.

      And oh, I am mighty glad that this post gave you a great start to your day and I believe your day just followed that line..thanks Eloxie.*smiles


      • Get an external hard drive
        I have one with over 70gig memory or more sef
        Move over memory cards hehehe


      • Yeah, I said I wanted to get a hard-drive out loud to someone and he was like “for what na?” I was ashamed to say pictures mostly so I said for
        Will tow your line. You be grand norm for this o E


  12. Babe, I totally was not expecting to read what I just read. Lmao, i had funny laughing out unexpectedly. As for the eggs ehn, we no go fit live for the same house o, i personally take it upon myself to space eggs and arrange them anyhow :). No vex, wetin be liebster, as I be jjc for this thing? Thank you. Sweerie, just continue to be you ehn, so refreshing. Oh as for the o.k. me sef dey do am o, you find some unexpected treasures sometimes 😉


  13. Hahahahahahahahaha
    A perfect post to read in the middle of….. what was I about to do again… break my laptop for hanging while I was trying to post… then I started reading ur post and here I am laughing.
    Glad I made it to ur wall of fame. I’ll post some random stuff about me too…lol since you said you’re yet to see smthg like that on my blog.


  14. Hahahahahahahhahahahha
    I’m so laughing at the new answers.
    Ok lemme give a detailed response like it is a job.
    I have crossed eyes sometimes. Or so I say I used to. I don’t hear people say anything about it again so… Hallelujah!!! But my glasses help shade it.
    You can’t love pictures more than me. For me, pictures are therapeutic. True.
    I think I could love glasses. But when I’m hella rich, I’ll probably be hung on it right after shoes sha. But I still prefer my medicated glasses in funky designs.
    Still no comment on the eggs. Just rolling my eyes.
    Lol at Mrs Eziaha. Hian!!! Tz Eziaha ooo.
    Spiritual and less spiritual answers indeed. Don’t worry, when you marry well, you go see say notin dey for simgle life ooo. Lol. Yes I said it. But you only know after you cross the line. Never before.
    In 5years, you better see marriage and kids ooo. You better. Lol. Where we can help it, just marry and start dropping early as you go along living your fab life. Still envy my sis. Married at 21. First child is 14 and she’s just 36.
    Margereth Thatcher? Loooool. No comment.
    I love the pictures used for the answers about describe yourself.
    And yesoooo Tyler Perry is the business!!! Omgoshies!!! *swoons* *drools* dunno the man of steel man. But yes Lamide is eye candy. A gentleman. A Doctor and photographer. Best part, he’s very born again mehn. Complete package that dude.
    I recall the this is the man I wanna marry post. I was getting to know you blog-wise then. It was crazy.
    The Post and the comments?
    Hilarity for days



    • And this is a job oh,so let me answer well and get my

      Thank God your glasses hid the eyes oh, those days in secondary school with name calling was not fun jare..maybe I should have gotten glasses sef.

      Chimamanda said no Mrs and Nigerians wanted to kill her. E don say no Mrs comment oh,lol.
      I know you like simple fab things,girl next door and no titles like mummy E,hehe, and since I know that’s what you like, from now on its Mrs Eziaha for me.lmao.

      And I know my married life will be tres sweet and amazing,God has promised me,i am just jejely taking this phase at a time and flexing it.
      And I thought 5years frm now wasn’t long o,till Hannah said it’s 2019, God leads, we go..and I love ur sis way oh, young with a grown! That’s the line my Mumsi towed too,and that’s why she nor wan let me hear word *rolling eyes*

      I am only vocal about men I trip for that are dead(David) or far away(Tyler) cuz my words can’t be used against But I totally love the fact that dr Craig with all the foine foine still lives and breathes God cuz at the end,that’s all that matters. Person nor dey chop fine.its a man’s love of God that’s the real swag jare. Tis why our David is still the man after my heart anyday anytime or any of his replica that can live his

      And I love Thatcher for many reasons oh. She may have made policies that peeps criticized but I love the fact that she rose frm a grocer’s daughter to something,she knew who she was and knew where she wanted to be. She was also a complete package_wife and mom + making an impact.
      I even love her husband-he supported her without pushing her down..abeg eh, I love love love her. Got plenty lessons..

      I hope I answered it all oh.
      And this is the man I want to marry post? One of my first posts.Dr N’s comment had me rolling too then. The early days, was just getting to know you via your blog then too..*reminiscing*


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